《Dumb Ways to Die》，中文译名《蠢蠢的死法》，又译作《呆呆的死法》或《囧的死法》，歌曲中一共罗列了21中神奇死法。澳大利亚公益神曲，宣传地铁安全的小MV，重口味和小清新的结合，萌到一脸血！一首小歌，送给身边呆朋蠢友。以下是英文、中文歌词。词：John Mescall曲：Oliver McGill编曲：Oliver McGill英文歌词：Set fire to your hairPoke a stick at a grizzly bearEat medicines that’s out of dateUse your private parts as piranha baitDumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to dieGet your toast out with a forkDo your own electrical workTeach yourself how to flyEat a two week old unrefrigerated pieDumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to dieInvite a psycho killer insideScratch a drug dealer’s brand new rideTake your helmet off in outer spaceUse a clothes dryer as a hiding placeDumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to dieKeep a rattlesnake as a petSell both your kidneys on the InternetEat a tube of superglue“I wonder what’s this red button do?”Dumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to dieDress up like a moose during hunting seasonDisturb a nest of wasps for no good reasonStand on the edge of a train station platformDrive around the boomgates at a level crossingRun across the tracks between the platformsThey may not rhyme but they’re quite possiblyThe dumbest ways to dieDumbest ways to dieDumbest ways to dieSo many dumbSo many dumb ways to die中文歌词：放火烧你的头发拿根棍子捅灰熊呐吃上一堆过期药用私处去把食人鱼来钓蠢蠢的死法好多种蠢蠢的死法用根叉子去拿吐司电工活儿你自己来自学飞机肿么开吃块两星期都没放冰箱的派蠢蠢的死法好多种蠢蠢的死法把杀人狂请进门在毒贩的新车上划个痕在外太空摘下你的头盔悄悄地躲在干衣机里蠢蠢的死法好多种蠢蠢的死法养响尾蛇当宠物把两个肾都在网上卖掉吃上一管万能胶（白）不知道这个红色按钮是什么用哦？蠢蠢的死法好多种蠢蠢的死法在狩猎季节扮成一头驼鹿闲着没事把一窝马蜂惹怒站在火车站的
